Post by Icefanatic on Jun 26, 2018 16:02:14 GMT -5
The people at CBR are good at finding imaginary things and proclaiming them real. Seeing and understanding obvious things...not so much.
Kitty goes through three almost-marriages in just a few years, that all follow the same exact bizarre pattern. CBR fans ignore the first one, and make fun of the other two without finding any significance for it besides 'Kitty must be gay', completely missing the signs time has been changed and is trying to correct itself.
They point out how glad they are that Daken mentioned what happened in the 'Frozen arc' in Astonishing, completely missing the point that the only person who remembers that happening is from an alternate future timeline that doesn't exist anymore.
They make fun of how pointless and boring the reveal was about Iceman's first meeting with the Black Widow, after so much was made of it in the lead up(thus calling people's attention to it), and miss the point that it was all the exact opposite of how Iceman actually met Black Widow back in the Champions.
The few who even noticed the reveal that current-adult Iceman is from Old Man Logan's timeline/universe conclude it's because writer Jeff Lemire forgot which version of Wolverine he was writing.
They miss all the tons of things that show the 'time-displaced 05' are from an timeline/universe because 'Marvel says they are real'.
They miss the reveal that the reason Lorna was this Magneto's only daughter is because they are both from the 'time-displaced 05's' alternate timeline/universe.
They even totally missed the reveal of Eva Bell creating the alternate Old Man Logan timeline.
Hell, I be they missed the clues that that future Tony Stark at the end of Iron Man #600 is actually Doctor Doom, with Stark's face!
(I think that is the real reason they reprinted that scene from an earlier book, not laziness, so people would take another look at it with new information leading up to it. Eva, honey, you don't want help from Doctor Doom, no no no...)
I bet when most of them first saw The Sixth Sense they were shocked at the that Bruce Willis's character was a ghost. I figured that out at least a third of the way into the movie!
Kitty goes through three almost-marriages in just a few years, that all follow the same exact bizarre pattern. CBR fans ignore the first one, and make fun of the other two without finding any significance for it besides 'Kitty must be gay', completely missing the signs time has been changed and is trying to correct itself.
They point out how glad they are that Daken mentioned what happened in the 'Frozen arc' in Astonishing, completely missing the point that the only person who remembers that happening is from an alternate future timeline that doesn't exist anymore.
They make fun of how pointless and boring the reveal was about Iceman's first meeting with the Black Widow, after so much was made of it in the lead up(thus calling people's attention to it), and miss the point that it was all the exact opposite of how Iceman actually met Black Widow back in the Champions.
The few who even noticed the reveal that current-adult Iceman is from Old Man Logan's timeline/universe conclude it's because writer Jeff Lemire forgot which version of Wolverine he was writing.
They miss all the tons of things that show the 'time-displaced 05' are from an timeline/universe because 'Marvel says they are real'.
They miss the reveal that the reason Lorna was this Magneto's only daughter is because they are both from the 'time-displaced 05's' alternate timeline/universe.
They even totally missed the reveal of Eva Bell creating the alternate Old Man Logan timeline.
Hell, I be they missed the clues that that future Tony Stark at the end of Iron Man #600 is actually Doctor Doom, with Stark's face!
(I think that is the real reason they reprinted that scene from an earlier book, not laziness, so people would take another look at it with new information leading up to it. Eva, honey, you don't want help from Doctor Doom, no no no...)
I bet when most of them first saw The Sixth Sense they were shocked at the that Bruce Willis's character was a ghost. I figured that out at least a third of the way into the movie!